stop press

"I'm here to help" Kev has flown into Moscow, folks. (Yes, truly).

Lobbying our Australian Embassy there - to assist him in contacting Putins' advisers - ASAP please.

So he can help "settle" this current contretemp - this looming "war".

Gosh. Just think, he can now add a
selfie" of himself, with Putin - and gold frame it on his wall. With all those of him with school kiddies.

I've heard of giant egos. His outdoes Mt. Everest!

Couldn't "save" Australia. Has he been swotting up basic Russian?

Perhaps he could convene (another) meeting of 1000 minds - Kremlin/KGB style.

Only good thing about this punt of his - which may save what diplomatic reputation Kev's got left - impossible to tell, ever, whether Putin's laughing, or not. His face a total poker one, frozen - unreadable.

Oh, I refer to Mr. Kevin Rudd - former Prime Minister of Australia. In case you're wondering which Kev?

All my opinion of course. The "all bitterness and bile" Right wing special. (I'm a "paid" shock jock, too!) shoosh!
Pay cheque day, tomorrow.