Hey Pete, no need for name calling. That doesn't help anyone and...

Hey Pete, no need for name calling. That doesn't help anyone and certainly contributes nothing to HotCopper.
Probably against their rules too
I've arranged and conducted well over a thousand funerals (including with Invocare) so I think I have a pretty good idea of costs
I think that readers are more interested in the effect the economy might have on the business, rather than your arsenal of pejoratives.