strong as an elk

Elk range in forest and forest-edge habitat, feeding on grasses, plants, as and bark as well as silly buggers who sell on low volume at the bottoms of the day.

Males engage in ritualized mating behaviors during the rut, including posturing, antler wrestling,bugling and buying at the lows after which they sound a loud series of screams which establishes dominance over other males and attracts females.

Some cultures revere the elk as a spiritual force capable of making them life-changing fortunes on the stockmarket.