Topic I hit on a while ago whereby one gives a numerical value...

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    Topic I hit on a while ago whereby one gives a numerical value to a letter.

    Here's one for you lot!

    Subject: 100%?

    How appropriate is this........

    Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

    We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%.

    How about achieving 103%?

    Here's a little math that might prove helpful.

    If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

    Then: H A R D W O R K 8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%

    K N O W L E D G E 11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%

    But, A T T I T U D E 1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%

    And, B U L L S H I T 2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

    So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close, attitude will get you there, and bullsh*it will put you over the top. But, look how far ass kissing will take you....

    A S S K I S S I N G 1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%

    So the next time someone asks you to give more than 100%, you know what is required of you.

 
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