aurelius1'the mob would just come and take it off you....unless...

aurelius1
'the mob would just come and take it off you....unless you were heavily armed'

put up a sign before the mob arrives....

diggings this way
only potato thieves armed with forks will be admitted! LOL

cow thieves without butcher's license not really welcome, but you can try your hand at it if the bull will let you

to all potential sheep thieves:
have you ever tried to catch a sheep? HA HA HA ROFL

to vegetable thieves:
the broccoli is out of season sorry
knock off the broad beans
IF YA KNOWS ONE WHEN YA SEES ONE!

position a sign which they will see as they leave daunted, empty handed saying:
PERMACULTURE TAUGHT HERE and they might come back for a cuppa
steak and chips tonight!