Oh you poor overworked dear and burnt out young. For years I...

Oh you poor overworked dear and burnt out young. For years I lived overlooking a golf course. The local teachers, including the head master were always among the first to appear on the course each afternoon. (Usually before my kids arrived at home and started their "chores").

This also explains why it is so hard to get a reply to an email sent to a government department. Phones aren't any better. For the last 2 weeks I have been trying to contact ASIC over a regulatory matter. Unanswered emails so I decide to phone.. You get the message that there is a long wait so leave a message and someone will ring back, nobody ever does. You ring again and decide to hold and wait them out. (In the meantime you can amuse yourself by logging into HC and have meaningless discussion with retired school teachers). After twelve minutes the connection drops out.