These are the teams England competes against for World Cup...

These are the teams England competes against for World Cup qualification:

Scotland population 5 million, also known for having the greatest disparity of wages of any premier league in Europe ( approximately 30 x ) It's premier league is full of English 5th raters. National team known for initial 15 minute "blood and thunder" then tiring due to poor diet and inability to focus on anything other than post match pints..
Lithuania : population , less than 3 million. Country doesn't appear to have any purpose at all.
Slovakia: population 5.5 mlllion depending on the day of the week, they wish they were Czech but don't have the creativity to supersede them. Fermented Cabbage is the answer to every problem.
Slovenia population 2 million, typical slavic nation where nobody can agree on anything and every issue is some other countries fault
Malta : population less than 500,00, a staging point for terrorists. Famous for giving Brits a cheap suntan and crap fast food.. Ugly local women often with plum coloured or ridiculous shades of red hair.