I carry around my fantastic shampoo and conditioner as I have...

I carry around my fantastic shampoo and conditioner as I have thick long hair lol lol..

Boy, that rings a bell with reference to my Sharon (wife).
I would suggest, there is not a shampoo or conditioner that she hasn't tried or knows about lol.
Hubby, longish fine haired lout, who some young lad asked if he was a hippy lol, uses whatever he can get his hands on.
Think of the teli add -> the fish John West rejects = the conditioner Sharon rejects and there is generally a lot of it.
lol,....her specials ones, she hides them.

She should be happy when we move into the new place, rain water.