What did Trump say when asked how to respond to Hurricane Florence?
“Pay her the same as Stormy Daniels!”
What is the fastest way to get Trump to change a light bulb?
Tell him Obama installed it.
At a very important large gathering, the Pope whispers to Donald Trump "I bet you $100 that with one wave of my hand I can make the crowd go ecstatic. It will be a celebration like you have never seen before Mr Trump". Trump replies "I don't think so, one wave of your hand? I will be more than happy to take your $100. Now Show me! "The Pope proceeds to slap him and the crowd goes bananas!
