hey big e,
my boys finish school next thursday,
dont worry mate, i have a list as long as my arm to keep them super busy,
gees i tell you what big e, its bloody great to go and get things sorted like the dentist and have someone else pick up the bill on my behalf,,,,,,,,,after ive already paid the premium,
next on my list is to go get a blood test to find out if i dont have a nasty little surprise lurking, my white blood cell count was the same the last few years, so if i can get the same this time round, i know ill live to 99.9 years old
ill get to see my kids marry a nutcase and get divorced and ill even see a colony of super humans living on mars and the moon,
ill have my $5 million that ive been promised from the universe, and ill live happily ever after,
ill get to see the ocean levels dropping, just to piss of all the climate changers, and we wont see any trans important people ruling the world
the sheep prices will be $4000 each and cattle prices will be $30,000 dollars each,
lettuce leaves will be given away, as will carrots
all i want from you, is to keep breathing, keep breathing big e
