telling the truth

A married man was having an affair with his gorgeous young secretary.

One day they went to her place and made passionate love all afternoon.

Exhausted, they both fell asleep and woke up at 8pm.

The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt.

He quickly put on his shoes and sped home.

'Where have you been?' his wife demanded.

'I can't lie to you,' he replied, 'I'm having an affair with my secretary, . . . we had wild sex all afternoon!'

She looked him in the eyes and then looked down at his shoes and said:

'You lying b*stard, . . you've been playing golf!'