ten thoughts to ponder for 2006....

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    Ten Thoughts to Ponder for 2006....


    Number 10 - Life is sexually transmitted.

    Number 9 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which
    one can die.

    Number 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him
    without an erection, make him a sandwich.

    Number 7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach
    a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

    Number 6 - Some people are like a Slinky.....not really good for
    anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one
    tumble down the stairs.

    Number 5 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in
    hospitals dying of nothing.

    Number 4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays
    no attention to criticism.

    Number 3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred
    dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?

    Number 2 - In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.
    Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

    AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2006:

    We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among
    the millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a
    clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are
    located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in
    charge of immigration.

 
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