A conversation with my Gypsy today:
Gypsy:
I see a great fortune in your future, a wise investment or an inheritance perhaps. It will be life changing and perhaps may change the life of others as well...
Are you currently involved in any pyramid schemes. Because that will only end in tears...
Have you planted a herb garden recently? Because other than me, that's as close to sage you will get...
Voila? Have you tried Viola's instead, a lot more chance of bringing colour to your life...
Ahhhh my boy, I see it, a shimmering haze of gold...
ME: Only shimmering???
Gypsy: Hang on, it might be a mirage...
ME: What, a french fighter designed by Dassault???
Gypsy: No, a trip to a large hotel in Vegas
ME: Ohh, I can't afford that.
Gypsy: Just be patient, you will even be able to afford to gamble there as well.
ME: No thanks, done enough of that with EXM
Gypsy: What, an EXocet Missile for the Mirage fighter?
ME: No, a great stock the last Gypsy saw in my future
GYPSY: OK we are finished now. Have to call my broker right away. I always believe what the Gypsies say...
A conversation with my Gypsy today:Gypsy:I see a great fortune...
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