** terrorist threat made to australia, page-14

A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front
of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall
of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those
clocks?" St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks.
Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you
lie the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved,
indicating that she never told a lie."
"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"
St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's
clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that
Abe told only two lies in his entire life."
"Where's John Howards's clock?" asked the man.
"Howards's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."


(You can substitute Bush for Howard)