Texan Close Shave
A fellow from Texas went into abarber shop and sat down in the barber's chair.
"I'll have a shave and a shoe shine," said the Texan in a gruff,authoritative voice.The barber lathered the Texan up and startedshaving his neck , while a woman with the biggest, firmest, mostbeautiful real breasts that he had ever seen, knelt down and began toshine his shoes.
The Texan said, "Young lady, you and Ishould go to a hotel room and spend some time together."
"I'm married and my husband wouldn'tlike that," the lady replied.
The Texan said, "Hell, just tell himyou're working overtime and I'll pay you the difference."
She said, "You tell him; you're closer.
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