A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an
Australian farmer and gets talking. The Australian shows off his big wheat
field and the Texan says, “Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice
as large.” Then they walk around the ranch a little, and the Australian shows
off his herd of cattle. The Texan immediately says, “We have cattle that are
at least twice as large as your cows.” The conversation almost dies when
the Texan sees a herd of kangaroos hopping through the field. He asks,
“And what are
those?” The
Australian
replies, “Don’t
you have any
grasshoppers in
Texas?”
