texas cowboy

>> > > Subject: Texas cowboy
>> > >
>> > > You may have seen this one, but just in case:
>> > >
>> > > A Texas cowboy walked into a drug store and asked to talk to a male
>> > > pharmacist. The woman he was talking to said that she was the
>> > > pharmacist and, as she and her sister owned the store, there were no
>> > > males employed there. She then asked if she could help the gentleman.
>> > >
>> > > The cowpoke said that it was something that he would be much more
>> > > comfortable discussing with a male.
>> > >
>> > > The female pharmacist assured him that she was completely
>> > > professional
>> > > and whatever it was that he needed to discuss, he could be confident
>> > > that she would treat him with the highest level of professionalism.
>> > >
>> > > The old bronco-buster agreed and began by saying, "This is tough for
> me
>> > > to discuss, but I have a permanent erection. It causes me a lot of
>> > > problems and severe embarrassment, and I was wondering what you could
>> > > give me for it."
>> > >
>> > > The pharmacist said, "Just a minute, I'll go talk to my sister."
>> > > When
>> > > she returned, she said, "We discussed it at length and the absolute
> best
>> > > we can do is, 1/3 ownership in the store, a company car, and $3,000 a
>> > > month plus living expenses."