>> > > Subject: Texas cowboy >> > > >> > > You may have seen this one, but just in case: >> > > >> > > A Texas cowboy walked into a drug store and asked to talk to a male >> > > pharmacist. The woman he was talking to said that she was the >> > > pharmacist and, as she and her sister owned the store, there were no >> > > males employed there. She then asked if she could help the gentleman. >> > > >> > > The cowpoke said that it was something that he would be much more >> > > comfortable discussing with a male. >> > > >> > > The female pharmacist assured him that she was completely >> > > professional >> > > and whatever it was that he needed to discuss, he could be confident >> > > that she would treat him with the highest level of professionalism. >> > > >> > > The old bronco-buster agreed and began by saying, "This is tough for > me >> > > to discuss, but I have a permanent erection. It causes me a lot of >> > > problems and severe embarrassment, and I was wondering what you could >> > > give me for it." >> > > >> > > The pharmacist said, "Just a minute, I'll go talk to my sister." >> > > When >> > > she returned, she said, "We discussed it at length and the absolute > best >> > > we can do is, 1/3 ownership in the store, a company car, and $3,000 a >> > > month plus living expenses."
