Young relief teacher is posted out to a small country school to take over a grade of year ones.
She decides to test their knowledge of the alphabet and asks the class who tell can me a word the begins with the letter"a".
Little Robert puts his hand up, " Ass*ole" Miss.
Somewhat stunned, she decides to ignore this and continues.
"what about the letter b? she says
Little Bruce sticks his hand up, "B*st*rd" he says.
Showing great composure she ignores this and pushes on, however thinks she might give "c" a miss.
"What about "d" ? " she asks.
After a little while, a hand goes up down the back.
Cautiously, she says "Yes Johnny"
"Dwarf Miss" says Johny.
"Ah, excellent" she says with great relief.
"And Johny, tell the class what a Dwarf is"
With that Johny stands up, puts out one hand, and says
"A little c*nt about this high, Miss"
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