Young relief teacher is posted out to a small country school to...

Young relief teacher is posted out to a small country school to take over a grade of year ones.

She decides to test their knowledge of the alphabet and asks the class who tell can me a word the begins with the letter"a".

Little Robert puts his hand up, " Ass*ole" Miss.
Somewhat stunned, she decides to ignore this and continues.
"what about the letter b? she says

Little Bruce sticks his hand up, "B*st*rd" he says.

Showing great composure she ignores this and pushes on, however thinks she might give "c" a miss.

"What about "d" ? " she asks.

After a little while, a hand goes up down the back.

Cautiously, she says "Yes Johnny"

"Dwarf Miss" says Johny.

"Ah, excellent" she says with great relief.

"And Johny, tell the class what a Dwarf is"

With that Johny stands up, puts out one hand, and says

"A little c*nt about this high, Miss"