A New York attorney representing a wealthy art collector called...

A New York attorney representing a wealthy art collector called and
asked to speak to his client. "Saul, I have some good news and, I have
some bad news."

The art collector replied, "I've had an awful day; let's hear the good
news first."

The lawyer said, "Well, I met with your wife today, and she informed
me that she invested $5,000 in two pictures that she thinks will bring
a minimum of $15-20 million. I think she could be right."

Saul replied enthusiastically, "Well done! My wife is a brilliant
businesswoman! You've just made my day. Now I know I can handle the
bad news. What is it?"

The lawyer replied, "The pictures are of you with your secretary."