English rain , otherwise known as 'Piers tears' . Surprised Stokes hasnt asked for this game to be played until 10pm tonight. He can get another ball change to a pink one then .
You heard right, the English , who have a home built ball and doctored pitches which rely on that climate incontinence pad - the English weather, actually complained about rain ruining the fourth test. I didnt hear them waffling on last night when they were looking down the barrel of being humiliated at home.
Just needed Lyon to make use of a suitably aged ball (50-80 overs ) in the fourth innings and this would have been over before Broad has a chance to dunk his digestive at the tea break.
