The Ashes, page-667

Many have come to the realization that the rainfall in England isn't that high. It is just the constant sobbing tears of the Poms that didn't have the courage to move to better lands. Bazball Bazball! LMAO
Kiwi capatin having a sook, Kiwi coach having a sook, silly old buggers in the long room having a sook.
And the weather forecast for England is a torrential down pour of salty water!
It must be embarrassing to be on the same side as Piers Morgan.