the australian tea party

An ultimatum to the Russian President from Tea Party Australia.

Vladimir Putin we believe your aggressive action in the Crimea to be immoral, illegal and an unjustified assault on the Sovereignty of an independent neighbouring State.

To show you how serious we are, we have deployed Kevin Rudd to dissuade you from your wicked course of supporting the democratically elected Prime Minister.

If you do not withdraw your forces to your boundaries within 24 hours we will be left with no choice but to deploy Julia Gillard to Russia. We will escalate this every 24 hours you remain in breach by deploying other weapons of mass destruction such as Wayne Swan, Stephen Conroy, Bill Shorten, Penny Wong, Tanya Plibersek, Christine Milne and Sarah Sharia-Young.

These weapons of mass destruction have caused enormous damage in Australia but imagine what they'll do when they hit Moscow...you'll wish Hitler won!