The Barnaby Edgerton-Warburton Appreciation Thread

Keeping up with the quality of posts here of late I thought I might pay homage to everyone's favourite director, Barnaby Performance-Shareaton. He sits on the board of AZL, DBO, LRD, PFE and LPE and has been on another half dozen in the past 3 years. His favourite pastimes include giving himself a McDonald's salary followed by a winning lottery ticket issued every 2 years for each shitco board he is on. He juggles so many shitco's his hands probably smell like Butch Ryder's ass. He holds the world and Olympic record for being the highest paid director relative to the market cap.