Another one involving Merv Hughes was when he was bowling to...

Another one involving Merv Hughes was when he was bowling to Javed Miandad in a test, and Javed carved him away for four. There had been a bit of banter between the two players, and to celebrate his boundary, Javed said to Merv: "you are not a bowler, you are nothing but a fat bus conductor."

Next ball Hughes bowled a peach of a delivery that knocked out one of Javed's stumps out of the ground. Merv ran past the batsman yelling: "Tickets please! Tickets please!"