Best cricketing one-liner belongs to Ian Healy. Australia were...

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    Best cricketing one-liner belongs to Ian Healy. Australia were playing Sri Lanka, and Shane Warne was having problems getting the rotund Arjuna Ranatunga to move his corpulent body out of the crease, so that Healy could possibly get a stumping.

    Healy called out to Warne: "Put a Mars Bar on a good length. That should shift him."
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