I was at a lunch with Dennis Lille as the speaker and he told this great story of how he was bowling at some last batsman in India. They had no chance.
Each and every time he started his run-in, the batsman held up his hand and asked the umpire to move the sightboard
After 3 or 4 x the umpire went to him and asked "Exactly WHERE would you LIKE the sight board"
The Indian replied with that typical Indian singsong accent.
"Somewhere between me and that MAD bugger!"
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