The Seven dwarfs go to the Vatican, and because they are The...

The Seven dwarfs go to the Vatican, and because they are The Seven Dwarfs, they are immediately ushered in to see the Pope. Grumpy leads the pack.

"Grumpy, my son," says the Pope, "What can I do for you?"

Grumpy asks, "Excuse me your Holiness, but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome?"

The Pope wrinkled his brow at the odd question, thought for a moment and answered, "No, Grumpy, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome."

In the background, a few of the dwarfs started giggling. Grumpy turned around and glared, silencing them.

Grumpy turned back, "Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe?"

The Pope, puzzled now, again thought for a moment and then answered, "No, Grumpy, there are no dwarf nuns in Europe."

This time, all of the other dwarfs burst into laughter. Once again, Grumpy turned around and silenced them with an angry glare.

Grumpy turned back and said, "Mr. Pope! Are there ANY dwarf nuns anywhere in the world?"

The Pope, really confused by the questions said, "I'm sorry, my son, truly there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world."

ALL the other dwarfs collapsed into a heap, rolling and laughing; pounding the floor, tears rolling down their cheeks, as they begin chanting ...



"Grumpy shagged a penguin!"
"Grumpy shagged a penguin!"