aussie refugee activists were on the phone calling a boat at sea...

aussie refugee activists were on the phone

calling a boat at sea far from home

pirate bill and shy were all excited

a lib policy fail would make them delighted

but once again scotty kept us safe and sound

that boat will now not be found

the abc and fairfax don't like this a bit

for into their biased agenda it does not fit

tony told us he would stop many a boat

it's like we are now surrounded by a moat

Nice work Scotty. Keep it up, and we don't need to know the details.