Titanic:....... Cost - $29.99 Clinton :..... Cost - $29.99
Titanic:..... Over 3 hours to read Clinton :.... Over 3 hours to read
Titanic:..... The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe. Clinton :... The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Titanic:...... Jack is a starving artist. Clinton :..... Bill is a bullshit artist.
Titanic:.. In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar. Clinton :.... Ditto for Bill.
Titanic:..... During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined. Clinton ... Ditto for Monica.
Titanic:.....Jack teaches Rose to spit. Clinton :... Let's not go there.
Titanic:..... Rose gets to keep her jewellery. Clinton :... Monica's forced to return her gifts.
Titanic:...... Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life. Clinton :..... Clinton doesn't remember Jack.
Titanic:....... Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen. Clinton :..... Monica.... ooh, let's not go there, either.
Titanic:...... Jack surrenders to an icy death. Clinton :..... Bill goes home to Hillary - basically the same thing