The Brains Trust, page-9760

Yea, I can see it now WG................

The next IPO, The Great Sandy Desert Lemon Tree Company..................

"The directors are pleased to offer, for the first time, a chance to invest in an unique opportunity, of growing lemon trees in the Great Sandy Desert. Using, patented, highly sophisticated laser diode arrays to track the sun and by applying Einsteins Theory of Relativity to our specially engineered microwave magnetrons, aimed at the surface rock, we are able to release captured water from those rocks, in precise timing with the sun's altitude, to grow lemons 30 percent larger and 20 percent sourer than currently produced. We aim to be, by far, the ASX's biggest lemon stock, capable of leaving a sour taste in any investors mouth. Our conservative management in order to conserve funds, have managed to convince all our suppliers, seed capitilists, advisers, consultants, marketing guru's, promoters, agents ,their family and friends, the pet dog, to accept billions of shares in lieu of cash for services rendered.

To take advantage of this great investment opportunity please apply to.............the Great Sandy Desert Lemon Tree company............."


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