THE BUDGET The country, they say, was in such a state, The Government arose for a Budget debate. It was quite a few minutes before Costello spoke, ‘And then he said “Sex, will cost $2.00 a poke. Whether short, little, long or thick... The tax will be paid on the use of your dixk. Then, Beasley said “Now, look Costello dear, Will this tax apply to the boys who are queer?” Then Mr Downer arose and looked rather dumb “Will I be exempt ‘cause I only like bumx?” Mr Costello replied and sounded quite aery, “The tax will be double for you old fairy.” Kevin Rudd arose to tremendous applause, He grabbed Jillian Gillard and ripped off her drawers. He straddled across her and rode her at will, Then shouted to Costello “Put that on your bill.” Mr Howard shouted “I think i'll resign, I haven’t had sex for a very long time, I dream every night of a fanny that’s hairy, But I get no response from my darling Mrs Howard.” The debate carried on, Oh What a sight,’ Vanderstone was eating the whole of the night, The speaker then said. ‘Let the Voters decide But I think they will settle for $2.00 a ride So now in the bedrooms of Australia at night, There’ a many a fanny that is closed good and tight, Weve taxed on our booze and taxed on our smoking, But we didn't think we wouLd be taxed on our poking If $2.00 a grind is what we must pay, Then the answer is this with ourselves we must play, To quench our frustation we non have to wxnk, And for the state of our ‘Country WE HAVE HOWARD AND COSTELLO TO THANK
