If the chicken crosses the road, I will add it to my list of successful trades. If not, I will question the integrity of the chicken, and tell me subscribers to keep buying the chicken till it turns. If the chicken tells me its going to cross the road before it actually does, well im gonna get set. Ya think im the only one who talks to the chicken?! How ya think I got rich? good chicken tips? yeah right!
I get in trouble for talking to the chicken. No more chicken for me.
