the chomper dance song, page-20

okay hooter and abuman i was just having a joke, either way garret sold his soul and he knows it
if you are going to release a song about oil it sould be something a bit catchier i reckon
here are some good lyrics from a champion band, you can guess who it was that released it?

It was on the good ship Venus
By Chr ist, ya shoulda seen us
The figurehead was a wh ore in bed
And the mast, a mammoth pen.is

The captain of this lugger
He was a dirty bugger
He wasn't fit to shovel sh it
From one place to another

Chorus:
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
There was f./ck all else to do

The captain's name was Morgan
By Christ, he was a gorgon
Ten times a day he'd stop and play
With his f uck in' organ

The first mate's name was Cooper
By Christ he was a trooper.
He jerked and jerked until he worked
Himself into a stupor

Chorus
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
There was f. /uck all else to do

The second mate was Andy
By Christ, he had a dandy
Till they crushed his c ock on a jagged rock
For cumming in the brandy

The cabin boy was Flipper
He was a f ,uck./in' nigger
He stuffed his a ss with broken glass
And circum cised the skipper

Chorus
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
There was f uck all else to do

The Captain's wife was Mabel
To f uck she was not able
So the dirty sh its, they nailed her t. /its
Across the barroom table

The Captain had a daughter
Who fell in deep sea water
And by her squeals we knew the eels
Had found 'er sex ual quarters

chorus
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
There was f uck all else to do