The coast is clear.

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    A married couple is fast asleep when suddenly the phone rings. The groggy husband answers it, expecting the worst. After listening a few seconds, he shouts, 'How should I know? Who do you think I am, the weather man?' and slams down the receiver.

    'Who was that?' asks his wife.

    'I don't know; some bloke wanting to know if the coast is clear.'
 
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