The correct place for your mobile phone, page-4

Well I know this is the humour thread but fat chance of sitting at my table with a phone and PLEASE do not even think
of coming inside with a hat on. And no way will you get to eat at my table with one on.
It is one of my pet hates. No you do not look cool.
Manners are noticed so please do a google search or whatever you like - take my word for it.

Another tip - do not embarrass the person say it quietly out of hearing of other guests. A good host does not embarrass
his or her guests.

Just big e warning in case we ever eyeball.