On the Seventh Day, God saw that the blokes were tired and needed a rest. So God created Sheilas - to clean the house, bear children, wash, cook and clean the barbie.
Only the sheilas refused to clean the house, wash cook and clean the Barbie. The Shelias told their blokes that they weren't allowed to go to the footy or watch it with their mates and had to spend "quality" time with their sheilas. And had to sit through chick flicks, and had to mow the lawn, wash the car, make dinner, wash the dishes...
Evening came and it was the end of the seventh day. God sighed and thought "Oh crap."
