the deaf bookkeeper

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    The Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has cheated him out of 10 million bucks.

    This bookkeeper, Enzo, is a deaf-mute. That was the reason he got the job in the first place because Enzo would hear or say nothing if he had to testify in court.

    When the Godfather goes to confront Enzo about his missing $10 million, he takes along his lawyer who knows sign language.

    The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where is the 10 million bucks that he embezzled from me."

    The lawyer, using sign language, asks Enzo where the money is.

    Enzo signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about."





    The lawyer tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you are talking about."

    The Godfather pulls out a gun, puts it to Enzo's head and says, "Ask him again for the last time !"

    The lawyer signs to Enzo, "He'll kill you if you don't tell him."

    Enzo signs back, "Please don't kill me ! The money is under the floor in my garden shed!"

    The Godfather asks the lawyer, "What did he say?"

    The lawyer replies, "He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger."

 
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