LOL
I am sure a 6 y/o in the sixties had access to GPS's
By the way, a subliminal point in the analogy is that your call was tantamount to the efforts of a "6 year old" ... very amateuristic, emotional, and in the end VERY wrong.
Maybe the next bridge Martis ... one day you will get it correct! ... Then I am sure we will all hear from you: "See, I was right!!"
LOL