A drunk is sitting in a bar. There is a very buxom
blonde a few seats down from him with breasts size
44DD'S.
A fellow at the end of the bar calls for a beer. The
bartender fills the mug and slides it down the bar. It
hits the lady's breasts and spills all over them. The
bartender goes over, retrieves the mug and licks the
beer off of her breasts.
This happens a couple more times.
The next time, the drunk jumps up and starts to lick
her breasts. She decks him! He's laying on the floor
moaning and groaning.
'Why do you let the bartender do it?'
'Because he has.............(your gonna love this)......
A LICKER LICENSE!
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