A Catholic priest was riding on a train.A drunken man with a lipstick mark on his cheek stumbled in carrying anewspaper and reeking of cheap cigar smoke. He sat down next to the priest.
The drunk glanced up and asked “Father, what causes arthritis?”
The priest snapped “Toomuch drinking, smoking, and cavorting with loose women!”
The drunk man raised an eyebrow. “Well, I’ll be damned.”
A few minutes later, the priest felt bad about snapping at thedrunk and said “I’m sorry I snapped atyou. I didn’t mean to make light of your arthritis.”
Thedrunk said… “It’s not me, Father. I just read the Pope has it.
