The Dumbest Nation On Earth " Australia ", page-56

No this article is unfair. We are actually very smart. We dig up dirt and send it on a big boat to China. Then we buy it back as value added goods. We cut CSIRO and let our education standards fall. But we hire more school chaplains. We sell our best farmland to overseas interests but build wealth through property speculation, which is heavily subsidised by the taxpayer. What could possibly go wrong? We are definitely on the path to long term prosperity...