the end is nigh... take aim and load up

L2/stockrules- with my heightened sense of olfactory awareness, i'd like to offer my services for a shot or two from the grassy knoll. reckon I could smell the natural gas emanating from the barrel of a manlicher-carcano bolt action rifle 150 feet away and 6 floors up.
While we,are toasting our forthcoming success, let's not forget the history that was made there almost 45 years ago. By the actual anniversary, this baby,too, will be well dead and buried..
We'll down 3 shots between us in 6.5 seconds and be certain in the fact that JR ( and that's not larry hagman) is waiting to take LHO out( and we're not talking about a date to the Utah debutante ball). The federal government will be well on side-they want to see the energy released when this happens. I estimate that we'll be doing our shots even before the train from utah drives down elm street. this thing is out of control and no-one can, or wants , to stop it.
Let's all take aim and put dolly out of her misery....

Load up...load up...load up