A woman in her forties went to a renowned Auckland plastic surgeon for a face-lift.
The surgeon (just back from a conference), told her about a new procedure called "The Knob," where a small knob is placed in the dent at the back of a woman's head where it meets the neck, and can be turned occasionally to tighten up excess skin to reproduce the effect of a brand new face lift. Of course, the woman opted for "The Knob" procedure. Over the course of several years, the woman tightened the knob, and the effects were wonderful. The woman remained young looking and vibrant. After fifteen years, the woman phoned the surgeon and reported that she had discovered two problems. He made an appointment for a consultation.
Several days later in the surgery she told the surgeon "All these years, everything
has been working just fine. I've turned the knob many times and I've always loved the results, but now I've developed two annoying problems: First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes and the knob won't get rid of them." The doctor looked at her closely and said, "Those aren't bags, those are your tits." She said, "No point me asking about the beard then..........."
