The farmer's daughters

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    An old farmer's 3 attractive daughters all had dates one night. When the doorbell first rang, the farmer answered the door with his shotgun in hand. "Hi, I'm Jim. I'm here to pick up Kim, and we're gonna go for a swim." The farmer allows him to leave with Kim.
    A few minutes later the doorbell rings again. With shotgun in hand he opens the door. "Hi, I'm Eddy. I'm here to pick up Betty, we're going to go eat spaghetti." The farmer allows him to leave with Betty.
    A few minutes later the doorbell rings for the third time. After couple of seconds, the farmer's wife, sitting in the living room, hears a gunshot. When the farmer comes back returns, his wife asks, "What happened?"
    The farmer replies, "That was Chuck."
 
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