A Sydney flea was lying on his beach towel at the Gold Coast,sunnies on,having a beer when he spotted another flea shivering on his beach towel. Asking why he was cold the flea said he hitched a ride from Melbourne in the moustache of a guy on a motorbike and nearly froze to death. The Sydney flea told him that he always hitched a ride on a girl coming to the Gold Coast,hopped onto her leg crawled right up between her legs and it was so warm he dozed off nearly the whole trip.The next year the Sydney flea was sitting once again on his towel on the beach when he noticed once again the Melbourne flea shivering. When questioned the shivering flea said he did what he had said.. found a girl coming up to the Gold Coast, crawled up between her legs and it was true... it was so warm he dozed off... but when he awoke he was in the moustache of a guy on a motorbike.
