99 you really do sound like Con the fruiterer, standing at his...

99 you really do sound like Con the fruiterer, standing at his market stall with a bright green mango in hand; he examines the object - unripe and perhaps never to ripen, yet he tells the customer with an enourmous smile..."Coup'la days... beu-di-full!"

I'll come back when you have the fruit in hand, plonko, just to check you haven't in fact grabbed a lemon:0)

All the best

DJ