THE HAIR DRYER, AND HOW IT TRAVELED
A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the
Priest beside her, 'Father, may I ask a favor?' 'Of course. What may I do for you?'
'Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my
mother's birthday. The dryer is unopened and well over the Customs limits; and I'm
afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through Customs for me? Under
your robes perhaps?'
'I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not
lie.'
'With your honest face, Father, no one will question you.'
When they reached the Customs area, she let the priest go ahead of
her.
The official asked: 'Father, do you have anything to declare?'
'From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to
declare.'
The official thought this answer strange, so asked, 'And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?'
'I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which
is, to date, unused.'
Roaring with laughter, the official said, 'Go ahead, Father.'
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