> > THE HEART ATTACK > > > > > > > A blonde gets home from work early & hears strange noises > > coming from the bedroom. > > She rushes upstairs only to find her husband naked lying on the > > bed, sweating and panting. > > 'What's up?' she asks. > > 'I think I'm having a heart attack,' - cries the husband.. > > The blonde rushes downstairs to grab > > the phone, but just as she's dialing, > > her four-year-old son comes up > > And says, "Mummy, Mummy, Aunty > > Shirley is hiding in the wardrobe, and > > she has no clothes on" > > > > The blonde slams the phone down and storms back > > upstairs into the bedroom right past her husband.. > > Rips open the wardrobe door and sure enough, there is > > her sister, totally naked and cowering on the floor. > > 'You rotten Bitch', she screams. > > 'My husband's having a heart attack, > > and you're running around naked, > > playing hide and seek with the kids
